Soapy

I always wanted a trusty Soapy for my holiday kit. It's a lowbrow piece, but I don't know what it is about it. I love this leemgun. For the uninitiated, these guns use leem powder and a squirt of fizz which pressure-packs the chamber via rapidfoam. Leemguns are a favorite among hunters because the sound is so soft. With the feeble cough of a baby stork, the bolt flies forth with lethal speed, leaving a foamy white trail in it's wake, hence the name. Not the brightest choice for a backwoods scrape, but it's stature as a staple of all walks of frontiersman means I've found myself in the odd leemgun fight and let me tell you, it's a veritable delight. We once cornered a bunch of off-brand trappers, trespassing on rightful herdland, all packing leem. The kips didn't stand a chance, but I gotta say, it's a real satisfying sound when you got a bunch of leemguns all popping off at once. A wheezy chorus with a soapy finish, settling on the field like snow. It's a sight to behold and I always savored it.